Welcome to Crazy Christian Chain Emails, a site dedicated to, well, see the name. I’ve devised a kind of scoring system, in which points are given for different common rhetorical and stylistic cliches in these emails; I’ll explain that in a future post. I’ll set up an email address for reader submissions, and we’ll all have a good time. I also welcome myspace bulletins that your “friends” post.
Should I introduce myself? Okay, my name is Stella; I’m an atheist, and I live in Kansas. Since I’m in the Bible Belt, most of my friends and acquaintances are Christian. This usually doesn’t affect my life too much, unless I’m on these people’s email contact lists. Then I have to put up with “True stories of angels” emails. I’m tired of it, and rather than ask my friends not to send me any more of that garbage, I’ll put the messages up on the internet for other people to laugh at. I’m passive-aggressive that way.
Scoring system, address for contributions, and some CCCEs coming shortly.