Say that shit to my face:
Or, more accurately, say it to an automated system that will record it and forward it to me. And then I’ll screen it and see if I’ll allow you to actually call me. And, you know, if you want to call and kiss my ass, feel free to do that, too.
Crazy Christian Chain Emails 
Got A Problem With My Site?
YEAH! I DON’T LIKE THE BACKGROUND COLOR!!!11
You don’t like white?
Yes, i do have a problem…u r so rude! christianity is bad…its not the right religion. yes and i mean it. try to research about islam.
and if u didnt then ur a…looser…yes…after death.
Looser? As opposed to tighter? WTF are you talking about? O.o
I was jus kidding around. What I do want to see though is a christian chain letter 419 style using the promise of heaven to lure idiots. I would concoct it but I would end up sending it to myself only so I could slam dunk it in my trash.
Nah, not fun at all.
This is a GREAT site!! I found it after tearing out my hair getting another fact-challenged chain email (this time it was about the “ACLU wants to remove crosses from headstones of veterans” and has banned prayer “in Jesus’ name”. Simple minded idiots believe anything… especially if it has to do with “un-Christian” or “un-patriotic” allegations. Keep up the good work (and let that sweet doggy keep chewing your pinkies!)
Ready or not soon to come
Awesome website – just brilliant