CCCE: Oh Snoop, You Devil

This CCCE comes courtesy of reader Peggy. It’s about music, one of my favorite subjects to write about, and by a religious nutjob, another of my favorite subjects. Thanks Peggy!

THE SAD TRUTH ABOUT HIP-HOP

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didnt write this to scare anyone or to force anyone to do anything, but the truth hurts, and I hope you all make the right descicions.

On October 9, it has come to my attention that Hip Hop and R&B, the music that we enjoy so much, is so evil that it has blinded us from actually seeing the truth!! YES!! THE MUSIC THAT WE ENJOY IS EVIL!! NO!!
ITS NOT ONLY ROCK MUSIC, BUT HIP HOP AND R&B!! Hip hop has so many subliminal messages in it and it is scary
because the messages are so obvious, but we are only figuring it out now because we just understood the
truth and when I first heard this, tears flowed out my eyes cause it is the horrifying truth.

Singers like Alicia keys, Jay z, deAngelo, india irie, snoop dog, erikah badu…………………….etc . just read this u would see what am talkin about

You don’t believe me? Just listen to the CD The Gray Album! Track 11, the interlude to Lucifer, Jay-Z or
should I say Jay-Hova (Jehoviah) says some pretty disturbing things! You wont hear it if you play it forwards, but play it backwards and this is
what he
>>says: “666, Murder, murder Jesus, I can introduce you
>>to evil (when you play it forward you hear him say: “I
>>can introduce you to the devil”), Leave niggaz on
>>death’s door, Catholics I gotta murder em, murder,
>>murder Jesus, 666″ and its scary cause his voice
>>sounds demonic in the song!! Its true!! I heard it for
>>myself!! Anyone don’t believe me, gimmie a call!! I’ll
>>play it for you!!

>>And Mr. Snoop Dogg, you heard he was a christian? Well
>>he used to be, but ever since he sold his soul to the
>>devil to sell records..what? you still don’t believe
>>me? watch the video of “murder was the case”, it
>>portrays him as Jesus, then he turns into the devil,
>>he even said it himself
“…sold my soul to the devil
>>to sell records..” I don’t care if you said it just so
>>it can rhyme, that junk aint cool man, you don’t say
>>things like that. Oh yeah, and right after that he
>>made the demonic movie called “Bones”

Three 6 Mafia? Three Sixes, 666!!! WHY WE AINT NOTICE
ALL OF THIS BEFORE?!?!

>>D-12, well, all you need to do is listen to their
>>lyrics on the song called “Revelation”. Here are some
>>of the words: “I want to kill myself! i’m still debatin
>>in front of a baptist church, masturbatin
>>prayin to satan – think i’m crazy cause I smoke crack
>>live on (?) in a two-family flat? (f__k it)
>>tired of gettin hit in the face with a broom
>>my moms on her period, my
dad’s in my room (daddy no!)
>>I got ten rocks and I need to get out
>>I sold them in five min_tes, at my own d_mn house
>>(moms smoke crack)
>>my poor grandmother, god bless her soul
>>the b__ch got
>>aids (aww) she just waitin to die of a
>>cold (hahaha)”, or this song called “Devil’s Night”:”I
>>make music to make you sick of fake music
>>hate music like devil worshippin satan music
>>so say your prayers, your hail mary’s and Jesuses
>>take two sticks, tape ’em together and make a crucifix
>>try to stop it but you cain’t do it (ha ha)
>>a whole generation of kids blowin out their f__kin
>>brains to this
>>kurt cobain music – students converted to ‘caine users
>>as soon as they heard it went out and murdered and
>>maimed to
it
>>what’s your name?”

>>Still want to listen to hip hop? You do? How about if I
>>tell you that Bones Thugs and Harmony are really devil
>>worshippers who use ouija boards and they mocked the
>>tounges of fire that appeared over the disciples head
>>in a video while they were around a crystal ball? Or
>>how about if I also tell you
>>that there is an album
>>that they have, and on the back of it is backwards
>>letters, when you hold those letters up to a mirror it
>>is actually a curse that goes straight to your SOUL!!

>>What if I told you that our favorite old school rapper
>>KRS-ONE believes that there is no god, that we are
>>gods and godesses and rap is equal with god, and that
>>God is not
down with religion but he is just something
>>that people make money with?
>>
>>The Wu Tang Clan made a video where it is a cartoon
>>and the cartoon is depicting the eagle (The W sign
>>they throw up) cuttin off Jesus head, and taking his
>>soul to form the members of the group. Old Dirty
>>Bastard’s other name was Baby Jesus or something like
>>that. You think im makin this up? Read this quote from
>>vibe magazine
>>”look into my eyes” ol dirty says “i’m Jesus”
>>
>>Oh no its not only hip hop
>>friends, its also R&B.
>>
>>Alicia Keys gets her CD’s blessed…nah, not by no
>>priest or minister or pastor, but by witches and them
>>voodoo people. And it aint only her, its alot of
>>people in the
industry!!
>>
>>Erikah Badu named her son seven, which she says means
>>seven steps to being God…she also believes in
>>strange mystic spirits and some new aged religion..she
>>is also into using Tarot Cards, and palm readers, and
>>ungoldy things like that. Hmmm, can I say, straight up
>>SATAN??
>>
>>
>>India Arie, she doesnt only believe in our God, but
>>spirits, and Ancestor Spirits and that nature spirit
>>garbage. But that don’t stop us from listening to their
>>music.
>>
>>
>>D’Angelo…who remembers that nasty video where he
>>butt naked and singin and all them girls went crazy
>>over it?? aint that kind of X rated for a person who
>>calls himself
>>christian? Isnt it also kind of weird that
>>he
named one of his CD’s “VooDoo” and it depicts him
>>in Haiti performing voodoo rituals whereas he is there
>>baning on a drum, a couple of villagers are dancing
>>around a fire, and a lady (who seems to be possesed)
>>is mangling a chicken, but yet this guy calls himself
>>a Christian?
>>
>>
>>
>>NOOO!!! ITS OUR PEOPLE TOO!! FRED HAMMOND (Gospel
>>Artist) WAS ON THE SONG WHERE KRS ONE SAID ALL THOSE
>>DEGRADING THINGS ABOUT GOD, AND GUESS WHAT, HE THINKS
>>ITS OK!! HE DOESNT MIND THAT P DIDDY AND NAS MADE A
>>SONG WHERE NAS IS DEPICTING HIMSELF AS JESUS CARRYING
>>AND BEING NAILED TO THE CROSS, HE DOESNT MIND THAT KRS
>>SAID ALL THOSE THINGS ON HIS SONG, AND KIRK FRANKLIN
>>(Gospel Artist)ALLOWING SECULAR ARTISTS ON HIS CD
>>TOO!!
REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, YOU CANT BE GOOD AND
>>EVIL AT THE SAME TIME!! PICK ONE!! YOU CANT BE
>>IN
>>BETWEEN!!!
>>
>>
>>Folks, I was told recently that only 2% of the world
>>don’t KNOW about God. Now, my friend Mike told me that
>>statistics say there are 6 billion people in the world
>>today, do you know what 2% of 6 billion is? 120
>>million. That really isnt alot guys. And don’t forget,
>>the whole world has to know about God before he
>>returns, meaning we havent got much time left!!
>>
>>I’m not here to force you to do anything, but I know I
>>changed my mind the same night I heard this about the
>>music I listen to. If it aint glorifyin God don’t
>>listen to it. But hey, I made my descision what will
>>yours
be??
>>
>>
>>(By the way, in the Bible it says that in the end
>>times there will be a beast speaking blasphemy and
>>hatred against God (Rev:13:4-18)and how there will be
>>many followers of the beast, but only the true
>>christians will not follow,
>>and the many that follow
>>him will be saying how great he is and who would dare
>>make war with him? Now I have a hunch, I don’t know for
>>a fact if its true, but put it into thought…what if
>>that Beast is music? Look
>>how many people follow what music is portraying, the
>>clothing style, the lifestyle…it makes sense doesnt
>>it? Don’t forget, the devil was the head of the
>>department of music in heaven, so when he was cast
>>out, he want to be the same on earth!! IT MAKES SOO
MUCH
>>SENSE!! PLEASE MAKE THE RIGHT DESCISION!! SECULAR
>>MUSIC IS BAD!!! IF IT AINT GLORYIFING GOD, WHO IS IT
>>GLORIFYING??!)
>>
>>Make the right choices. God Bless you all, and I hope
>>yall forward this to your friends and spread the word.
>>Delete it if you want, but when God asks “What have
>>you done to help save your brother or sister, what
>>will you say?”

What will I say indeed. Let’s look at some stuff.

On October 9, it has come to my attention that Hip Hop and R&B, the music that we enjoy so much, is so evil that it has blinded us from actually seeing the truth!! YES!! THE MUSIC THAT WE ENJOY IS EVIL!! NO!!
ITS NOT ONLY ROCK MUSIC, BUT HIP HOP AND R&B!! Hip hop has so many subliminal messages in it and it is scary
because the messages are so obvious, but we are only figuring it out now because we just understood the
truth and when I first heard this, tears flowed out my eyes cause it is the horrifying truth.

Okay, I’m going to say to the author what I have to say to 911 callers who are getting as hysterical as the tone of this email: I’m going to need to to calm down a little, ma’am. I say ma’am because to me it reads like it was written by a woman. And the Gender Genie agrees with me. Anyway, the author has just had this come to her attention on October 9, like all at once? That seems odd, that she would never have noticed any of the stuff in her long-ass email before then. How are hip hop’s subliminal messages so obvious? The point of subliminal messages (which, by the way, not so much with the effectiveness, there) is that they aren’t obvious, that they’re not detectable but affect people subconsciously. Also, run-on sentences are no one’s friend.

You don’t believe me? Just listen to the CD The Gray Album! Track 11, the interlude to Lucifer, Jay-Z or
should I say Jay-Hova (Jehoviah) says some pretty disturbing things! You wont hear it if you play it forwards, but play it backwards and this is
what he
>>says: “666, Murder, murder Jesus, I can introduce you
>>to evil (when you play it forward you hear him say: “I
>>can introduce you to the devil”), Leave niggaz on
>>death’s door, Catholics I gotta murder em, murder,
>>murder Jesus, 666″ and its scary cause his voice
>>sounds demonic in the song!! Its true!! I heard it for
>>myself!! Anyone don’t believe me, gimmie a call!! I’ll
>>play it for you!!

Okay, okay, calm down, I believe you. Damn. Anybody else see the problem with this? The Grey Album isn’t exactly a Jay-Z record. The “satanic message” was put there by Danger Mouse, as a joke and homage to the Beatles’ song “Revolution 9”– the song that supplies the instrumental part of the track- and the rumors and stories surrounding it. I think it’s pretty awesome, but then again I’m not scared of a little backmasking.

>>Still want to listen to hip hop? You do? How about if I
>>tell you that Bones Thugs and Harmony are really devil
>>worshippers who use ouija boards and they mocked the
>>tounges of fire that appeared over the disciples head
>>in a video while they were around a crystal ball? Or
>>how about if I also tell you
>>that there is an album
>>that they have, and on the back of it is backwards
>>letters, when you hold those letters up to a mirror it
>>is actually a curse that goes straight to your SOUL!!

What is the deal with supposedly “Satanic” stuff being backwards? The album in question appears to be E. 1999 Eternal, and the supposed evil stuff looks less like the work of hardcore Satanists bent on corrupting the youth and more like something that came from a bunch of people who smoked too much pot and thought they were all deep and shit. Or goth kids. Gangsta goths.

>>D’Angelo…who remembers that nasty video where he
>>butt naked and singin and all them girls went crazy
>>over it?? aint that kind of X rated for a person who
>>calls himself
>>christian? Isnt it also kind of weird that
>>he
named one of his CD’s “VooDoo” and it depicts him
>>in Haiti performing voodoo rituals whereas he is there
>>baning on a drum, a couple of villagers are dancing
>>around a fire, and a lady (who seems to be possesed)
>>is mangling a chicken, but yet this guy calls himself
>>a Christian?

First, yes, yes I do remember that video. And the author’s characterization of it as “nasty” makes me rethink my original gender assessment. Then again, maybe it was written by a woman too uptight to enjoy a few minutes of nice, cut, lovely male torso… Anyway, many Haitian Vodou practitioners do consider themselves Christian, and the religion itself has a lot of syncretic elements. This article gives a good introduction.

>>Folks, I was told recently that only 2% of the world
>>don’t KNOW about God. Now, my friend Mike told me that
>>statistics say there are 6 billion people in the world
>>today, do you know what 2% of 6 billion is? 120
>>million. That really isnt alot guys. And don’t forget,
>>the whole world has to know about God before he
>>returns, meaning we havent got much time left!!

Your friend Mike had to tell you there are 6 billion people in the world? I kinda knew that on my own. And who exactly told you that two percent of the world doesn’t know about your god? What about the sizeable majority of the world that is aware of Christianity and its deity but believes otherwise? What do we count as? I’m a little confused by the “not much time left” stuff. Since there aren’t that many people who don’t know, it’s just a matter of time before everybody does and the world ends, or the world is ending soon and you have to hurry to tell everybody? Because people have been thinking it’s the End Times since Christianity began, and humanity’s still going strong.

Now I have a hunch, I don’t know for
>>a fact if its true, but put it into thought…what if
>>that Beast is music? Look
>>how many people follow what music is portraying, the
>>clothing style, the lifestyle…it makes sense doesnt
>>it? Don’t forget, the devil was the head of the
>>department of music in heaven, so when he was cast
>>out, he want to be the same on earth!! IT MAKES SOO
MUCH
>>SENSE!! PLEASE MAKE THE RIGHT DESCISION!! SECULAR
>>MUSIC IS BAD!!! IF IT AINT GLORYIFING GOD, WHO IS IT
>>GLORIFYING??!)

No it does not “make soo much sense.” It makes my head hurt, in fact. If music itself is the beast, then even religious music isn’t safe, so there. And it makes my heart hurt that there are people out there so scared by indoctrination that they think that the Boogeyman Satan is hiding behind every corner trying to steal their souls and make them do bad things, so much so that they’ll cut themselves off from a lot of beautiful, meaningful art and experiences, just because they’re not God-slobbering.

When I was doing research for this post, I came across a link to EX Ministries, which sells a DVD series about the dangers of hip hop. Dollars to donuts this email came from that organization- the link I saw was a huge post on a forum that looked a bit like this. Although I think their marketing tactics are a little sneaky, I’m halfway tempted to buy the DVDs just for a good laugh- there’s also a “Devil-Proofing 101” DVD, but the fact that they’re $20 each (or 75 for the set!) makes that temptation go away. See, Christians? Atheists get tempted, then we weigh the pros and cons to decide if we should give in or not. No Jesus or Satan involved here, we’re in charge of ourselves.

Fear of a Scored Planet:
-ALL CAPS SHOUTING!

Severe and frequent grammar/spelling/punctuation errors
And internal inconsistencies in spelling things like India Arie’s name

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16 Responses to CCCE: Oh Snoop, You Devil

  1. tsila1777 says:

    Thanks for posting this, I realize you did so to mock it, but it made me aware of the evil of hip hop music. As for your personal comments, I am a Christian, and I do not think badly of you for not being one, nor do I judge, or condemn you. It is your right to believe whatever you chose. Not all Christians, in fact true Christians do not judge other religions. Anyone can call themself a Christian and still spew hatred, just like some of those who call themselves non Christians do. There are some non Christians who are actually much nicer and more tolerable of others than some Christians.

    But to judge others for judging others is rather hypocritical don’t you think?

  2. CINAMON says:

    HIP HOP is art RAP is art and ART is something(just like the bible is) that you need to UNDERSTAND first before you can speak on it .It is known that SATAN has taken over religion .Than who do they think they are (men of religion) to judge the people in the music industry ?Good art is never abuot just one isue ,it deals with many different things at the same time so you realy have to get into it first before you know how to read the artist and his work.Every opera piece has violence in it ,every hollywood action movie has violence in it ,even in the bible theres a lot of violence(so watch out dont get it twisted) But when a black man is trying to do something creative looking from his own perspective people wil begin to trow stones at him or even shoot him not just the white defenitly the black also cuz they fear what they dont UNDERSTAND so what im trying to say here is ….IF YOUR A SCARED MOTHER FUCKER GO TO CHURCH!!!……………………………….

  3. helen_s says:

    The devil was head of the Department of Music in heaven? How does that work? Actually, what does it even mean?

  4. JJ b says:

    IF YOU SCARED GO TO CHURCH BY ICE CUDE LIL JON SNOOP DOGG

    DONT GET CARRIED AWAY MUSIC IS MUSIC

    YOU PIPO ARE THE EVIL ONES U THINK YOU TOO CHRISTIANITY AND KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GOD

    THAT IF SOME DOES SOMETHING ELSE U TEND 2 SAY HIS EVIL SATANIC

    I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF U MAN JUST GO 2 CHURCH AND DO YOU TING LIKE I DO

  5. BBG says:

    may be what they do is satanic or they are really stanic but they question is

    the real question is

    does listening to this music make us satanic?

    does it make u satanic?

    no i dont fink so my sisters n brothers

    if it does every one one this earth is asatanic including the stupid writer

  6. BBG says:

    may be what they do is satanic or they are really stanic but they question is

    the real question is

    does listening to this music make us satanic?

    does it make u satanic?

    no i dont fink so my sisters n brothers

    if it does every one one this earth is asatanic including the stupid writer

  7. i love God says:

    In my opinion, those of you who are attacking this woman for simply expressing what she feels she has discovered, and what she belives, are totally immoral.

    To be using abusive and inappropriate language towards her is totally uncalled for.

    God bless you all and i hope you all see sense soon enougth before this world comes to an end.

    i am a 14yr old girl and i am ashamed at you all for acting in such an immature manner.

    thanks to the author for exposing many of these performers. although i do not agree with all you have said concerinig the men of God in these issues, i do acknowledge the fact that you are trying to open the eyes of many people.

  8. Lepht says:

    “WHY WE AINT NOTICE ALL OF THIS BEFORE?!?!”

    OH MA GAWD, WEEZ ALL GOAN DAH!

    you’d think backmasking was fucking Anthrax the way fundies react to it. i’m thinking about backmasking “Hail Satan” into every lecture recording i make just to freak some obsessive-compulsive Catholic student the fuck out.

    L

  9. Lepht says:

    (looks up)

    (realises everyone else on this damn thread has a collective IQ of about 25)

    hey, how exactly are you guys still alive, anyway? don’t them rail tracks look nice and shiny when you walk by?

    L

  10. david says:

    does listening to this music make us satanic?

    does it make u satanic?

    i think the real question is whether a real satanist has existed since the 60s (not that any of those doofuses were actually ‘evil’).

    this is the first time i’ve bothered reading the comments here. this is the last time i’m going to read the comments here. if this site offends you, you’re a goddamned idiot.

  11. student says:

    thnx for tht i hav heard this stuff before.most of the things are true i think but i think some maybe your own opinion.most of these people are going the wrong way and the end is near so they better make the right decision and QUICK.

  12. student says:

    JESUS LUVS EACH AND EVERYONE OF US THE EXACT SAME WAY SO DON’T YOU THINK WE SHOULD THANK HIM FOR OUR LIVES AND WHAT HE HAS DONE?
    GUYS,PLEASE JUS PICK UP THE BIBLE AND READ THE WORD,IT IS GOOD.GOD WANTS THE BEST FOR US

  13. Joe says:

    Jesus is the only way,
    God will not be mocked, judge yourself or be judged by God some day.

    If you currently have a living, love relatioship with Christ, the rest of the
    world, including Hip Hop, Rap etc will just fade to the backround and your need to listen to that kinda stuff will evaporate.

    Put your whole life under the headship of Christ, not just the Sunday, going to church part.

    God Bless

  14. Electra says:

    She forgot about that Biggie song that goes “Hail mary full of grace, fuck her I never knew her, probably kill her, dump her body in a sewer”

    Omg maybe it was, like, god that killed Biggie n not Suge Knights boys after all? Or maybe it was Suge Knight because he is an angel sent by god to fight against the evil satan worshipers in the music industry?

    this is ridiculous, just writing that paragraph sarcastically made me feel like I needed to check myself into an asylum.

  15. I’m curious to find out what blog system you’re using?

    I’m having some small security problems with my latest website and I’d like to find
    something more risk-free. Do you have any solutions?

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