Welcome to Crazy Christian Chain Emails, a site where I make fun of well, crazy Christian chain emails.
John 3:16 God is so loving that egave His one and only Son Jesus Christ to die on your stead so that you have eternal life. At the same time He is a consuming fire the Bible says Heb 12:28 Wherefore, receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, let us have grace, whereby we may offer service well–pleasing to God with reverence and awe: Heb 12:29 for our God is a consuming fire. Either one should yield to His love or should be ready to meet the end result of rejecting His love (Jesus Christ). Choice is yours. He has given everybody the gift “FREE WILL” ie is “Human Right” Amen
John 3:16 God is so loving that He gave His one and only Son Jesus Christ to die on your stead so that you have eternal life. At the same time He is a consuming fire, the Bible says in Heb 12:28 Wherefore, receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, let us have grace, whereby we may offer service well–pleasing to God with reverence and awe: Heb 12:29 for our God is a consuming fire. Either one should yield to His love or should be ready to meet the end result of rejecting His love (Jesus Christ). Choice is yours. He has given everybody the gift “FREE WILL” ie is “Human Right” Amen
Thank you for pointing out the enormous hypocrisy! I pray every night…”Dear God, please inflict Bush, Cheney and their minions with a most horrific disease that can only be cured thru stem cell research; and, God – please protect me from your followers! Amen!”
By the way…Jesus called, he wants his religion back!!!
Here’s a CCCE that I received today….(I tried sending it to you thru the link, but it wouldn’t let me”……)
A mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die in Iraq ?”
A mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die in Saudi Arabia ?”
A mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die in Kuwait ?”
Another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die in Vietnam ?”
Another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die in Korea ?”
Another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die on Iwo Jima ?”
Another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die on a battlefield on a field in France ?”
Yet another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg ?”
And yet another mother asked President …
“Why did my son have to die on a frozen field near Valley Forge ?”
Then long, long ago, a mother asked…
“Heavenly Father ..
why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?”
The answer is the same ..
“So that others may have life and dwell
in peace, happiness, and freedom.”
This was emailed to me with no author.
I thought the magnitude and the simplicity were awesome.
IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO STAND BEHIND
OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, PLEASE, FEEL FREE…
TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM !!!
The so called “CCCE”, although I am sure are all well intentioned by those who send/forward them to you, there are some that do veer from the point of the main goal of christianity. It is not prosperity, or persecuting non-believers. I am a christian and I know God granted us all free will for a reason. There are those who will choose to practice there free will by rejecting the teachings of the Bible and Jesus Christ. But to either person, someone like me who believes or someone who doesn’t Christianity is about salvation. Following Jesus by repenting of our sins and confessing he is the son of God is what we gain salvation through. Whether or not people believe there is a god there is. Saying God does not exist is like seeing a building and saying there was no builder. You know that isn’t true, even if you don’t know that builder or saw them construct the building, you know it had a creator. Just as we do. I would consider it an insult to myself to say that I am a creature of circumstance, that I came from a chance “big bang” explosion, that I evolved from an animal, then there truly would be no point to life at all. I consider it a blessing to be divinely inspired. And whether or not you believe you are, you are. I see no harm in that. I do not believe christians should FORCE beliefs on others BUT it is biblically commanded of us to SHARE the gospel. So next time you recieve a “CCCE”, keep in mind that person although they may know you do not believe do want to help you. How would people come to know Christ if christians kept him a secret? What kind of friends could these people call themselves if they believe they have something so wonderful and life changing but do not share it with those they love and care about? They couldn’t call themselves a true friend. To me sharing christianity is something like this: Say I am walking down the street and at the end of the block see a house afire. I decide to investigate and venture a little nearer. I then notice there are some children on the front porch playing while the fire blazes nearer them from the rear of the house. What would you do? I would yell, scream , and if necessary run to the children warning them to run from the house that is ablaze. That is what sharing the gospel is like, warning those who don’t know about where they are headed. So yes, christians come up with many creative ways to do it, maybe some offend or annoy you, but most intentions are pure. Christ no longer walks among us physically, so it is our DUTY as christians to spread his message to ALL, not just our friends, but what a blessing is it to have christian friends that are praying for your best interest even if you live your whole life unbelieving, because that is what God is, agape love, look it up if you want to understand what agape means, and Christ is how we access God. Christ is how we access salvation. I couldn’t imagine life not believing. Looking around at the Earth I often think how amazing it is that my Father in heaven created all this and I am fortunate to also be a part of his creation. Think about it like this. Jesus teaches love, hope, all things that are good, so to follow him faithfully then to die and discover you were wrong won’t be hurting anyone. You lived a good pure life and it is over now. But say you don’t follow him and are wrong, there is a hell, there is a spiritual death, and all along you had knowledge of God’s word and ignored it. Why not follow Christ? When not taken out of its true context who can it hurt? But to each his own I suppose, just know that the wages of sin IS death, and it is NOT the physical death as it is often misinterpreted, but a spiritual death. Spiritual death as in separation from God. But it ultimately is your choice, choose wisely. God bless.
Holy crap these are scary.
I can’t believe these people are raising children… lots of children.
What the fuck went wrong in their brains?
To Britney…If these CCCE’s are your way of “spreading the word” – I believe I’ll pass on the “Christianity” thing, thank you. I think Jesus would pass too.
I do agree with one thing…”Christians shouldn’t FORCE their beliefs on others!” Keep your Christian beliefs in your own head and I’ll keep my beliefs in mine. We should ALL want to keep religion (ALL religion) separate from government – it will help protect and strenghthen both rather than mixing and dilluting each one. Buddhists, Jews, Muslims, Agnostics, Atheists, Christians, etc…have the right to worship whatever religious belief each chooses in their PRIVATE lives and in their PRIVATE schools – and EVERYONE in America (land of the free) should be afforded the same right in PUBLIC schools – freedom FROM religious beliefs being FORCED on them.
All I have seen since Bush & his regime have been in office is how people in power can abuse that power so easily just by invoking the name of God. They use God’s name in order to push their own selfish, hateful, greedy agenda – and the blind sheep who can’t think for themselves (“don’t believe your lying eyes!”)……not only follow. but find excuses for this type of behavior – in the name of God, of course!!!
I want the next president of the U.S. to promise one thing…he/she will use common sense, reasoning, intelligence and scientific facts to guide their decision-making – not just expect some “invisible guy in the sky” to do all the work for him/her!!! How many times have we heard “I’m praying for you” from this dolt in the White House during his illigitimate appointment? I don’t want my leaders PRAYING for me – I want them to DO THEIR JOBS!!!
God please protect me from your followers! Amen!
I was researching something and accidentally came across this website. I actually 100% agree with Britney!!
I believe that Jesus Christ for my sins. I fully believe Romans 5:8 when it says “But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” I am in no way posting this to force my beliefs on you. I totally agree that there are people who call themselves Christians, who do not follow the Bible and are hypocritical. There are also individuals who tend to give the “fire and brimstone” speeches, and yell at everyone who is a non-believer to tell them that they are doomed to hell. These are inappropriate and unbiblical ways to spread the gospel. I just want to ask you some questions. If you have the freedom and right to say what you believe and what you think, then why don’t Christians get that same right? Why are Muslim women allowed to wear hijab head coverings, teenagers in high schools can swear and make jokes about God, and not be persecuted for what they believe? The idea culture is spreading is to be tolerant of everyone’s beliefs and that you should ‘be who you are’ no matter what. Doesn’t this include Christianity as well? I do not promote the forcing of beliefs, but instead respect for others. I can respect Muslims for their beliefs, although I do not believe in Islam. I believe that you have freedom of speech and can say whatever you believe, but do I not also have that right as a Christian?
I agree also I am a christian, although I don’t agree with all christian views and beliefs, I do agree that christ died for us for our forgiveness and for our salvation. There are alot of shysters who give christianity a bad name, as there are in many groups. I don’t know what CCCE’s are, I was researching something else.
ok now I see what the ccce’s are. I agree that I do not like those esp. asking you to cash their check. I’ve seen many chain emails that aren’t christian, and I really do not like the ones that say you have to send it to 10 people or else. I’ve seen a few very nice chain email that had a prayer and said you will have a good day just for reading the prayer and you don’t have to send it to anyone else and you will have a blessed day anyway.
holy crap. These retards actually believe this shit
4/917, Teachers Colony, South Eachampatti, Enam Kalpalayam Post,
Manachanallur Taluk, Trichirapalli District, Tamil Nadu State,
India 621005. E-Mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
Mobile No : 0091 9443142086 / 0091 9788536847
1. Title of the Project: PROJECT PROPOSAL FOR PREACHING THE WORD OF GOD IN TAMIL NADU STATE IN INDIA AND BUILD CHURCHES.
2. Person Responsible for the Project:
Mr.S.N.Joseph Selvaraj, General Secretary,
6/93, Teachers Colony,
Enam Kalpalayam Post,
Tiruchirapalli, Tamil Nadu,
India 621 005.
3. Implementing Non-Governmental Not for Profit Chrisitan Organization:
6/90, Teachers Colony,
South Eachampatti, Enam
Mobile: 0091 94431 42086
Mobile : 0091 97885 36847
Our Bank Details:
Account Neme : GRACE FOUNDATION
Acount No. S.B.10864
Bank Name and Address : Indian Oversea Bank, Samayapuram Branch, Samayapuram Post, Trichirapalli District, Tamil Nadu State, India 621112.
Bank Code : 0252.
Grace Foundation was registered in 1996 as a Not for profit NGO (Non Governmental Organization) Voluntary Religious Charitable Organization under the Societies Registration Act. The Registration Number is 54 of 1996. GRACE Foundation is also registered by the Ministry of Home Affairs, Government of India under the Foreign Contribution Regulation Act (FCRA). The FCRA Number is 076040258. Funds are received in the Savings Bank Account Number 10864 at the Indian Overseas Bank (with 0252 as code), Samayapuram Post, Tiruchirapalli District, State of Tamil Nadu, India 621 112 in favor of Grace Foundation. Grace Foundation main aim and objectives of the organization to preach the word of God in the nook and corner of India. Grace Foundation has performed various social services to the poor and the downtrodden in urban slums and rural areas irrespective of caste, creed, language, region or race. The activities all about the good works carried out by Grace Foundation for the betterment of the discarded and disadvantaged people especially those discarded and displaced. As you are aware Gospel was brought to India by the Missionaries from Eastern countries. But now the doors are closed for Missionaries from abroad but still the doors are open for the native missionaries. The harvest is plenty but the laborers are few. Grace Foundation is planning to start one Seminary to train and equip local missionaries about the deep studying of the Old and New Testament. The History and Origin of the Christianity and other comparative study of the other religions like, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Muslim, Bahai’s and Sikhs etc.
We need supporters of both funding and Prayer for establishing CHRCHES in India Seminaries in the local Language with the help of Scholars in Our State Tamil Nadu. We need supporters for sending Missionaries to mission fields and looking after their house rent salaries, education of their children and their health needs. Printing of Tracts, Gospel Pockets, and Books for the distribution in the mission fields. We need support for Bible Translators in the local language.
We the Board of Directors of Grace Foundation is requesting your organizations in abroad to help us in any way to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ in India. If you can share your willingness to participate in the Garden of Vineyard to work for the Lord as PARTNERS, Kindly inform us so that we can join hands and do the ministry of our Lord Jesus Christ and Bring Forth many souls to the Lord before His second coming of the Lord. Our immediate need is to buils worship centres as churches in Tamil Nadu state in rural villages. We request you to kindy send your seed money to build a church which costs Rs.10,00,000/-(Indian Rupees Ten lacs only) for the Land and Building cost with the length of 60×30=1800 Square feet.
Yours in the Service of the Lord,
Jesus is the Lord and Savior!
Jesus said, “I am the Way, the Truth and Life”
The Circle of Babble:
Jesus loves me, this I know because the Bible tells me so.
The Bible is right, this I know because Jesus tells me so.
Jesus exists, this I know because the Bible tells me so.
Jesus exists, this I know because the Bible tells me so…
Thank you for your time and clear thinking!
I hope you are OK?
Haven’t heard from you, I notice, for quite a while…
Is there an email address that I can forward all the CCCE’s I receive every week???
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